Health Update, Part 2

I have had it.

Done. 

I am done.

I am sick.

Again.

(Picture me grabbing my hair and screaming at the sky now. As if I can scream, I can barely talk.)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I have caught a lovely cold or something that has caused my neck to feel like a steel column. My throat hurts. My glands are swollen. I have a cough. My eyes want to pop out of my face.

I need a clean room.

Or a medical degree.

Which do you think is cheaper?